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| JOKE 1
What do you call a blind deer?
No idea(no eye deer).
JOKE 2
Once all the scientists died and went to heaven............
They decided to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein was the one who had the den. He was supposed to count up to 100, and then start searching.....
Everyone started hiding except Newton. Newton just drew a square of 1 meter and stood in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counted 1,2,3...... 97,98,99..100... He opened his eyes and found Newton standing in front. Einstein said "newton's out..newton's....out !!! "
Newton denied and said, "I am not out".. He claims that he is not Newton.. All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1 meter squared.. That makes me Newton per meter squared, since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........! JOKE 3
How does a deaf n dumb barber tell his customer that he's done wif his hair? 
Rambutan!!! (rambut done...)
JOKE 4
What does a mechanical engineer do? 
Mechanical pencil...
JOKE 5
What did Sushi A tell Sushi B??
 
Wasabi(wassup B)...
JOKE 6
Who scored a goal and run around the pitch? 
Scolari........(score, lari)
 Kang, any of these is ur joke??
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| It has been ages since I last blog. Since everyone has put in their effort in updating this blog, it's now my turn to do it.. Firstly, I would like to apologise if there is any grammatical error made as u guys know my England is indeed very very "POWDERFUL".. if you dont know nevermind, all my buddies will know.. right? while khoon will insult me with a very sarcastic act, kingz will non-stop laughing at me until his whole face turn red and kenneth who will keep on reminding me about "WHAT'S TIME'S NOW?" anyway, no offense ok? really miss those days very much.. I am sure you guys really miss us too, just like how we miss you.. of course, it is very tragic that the forever m15 boss is not there in malaysia while 1/3 of the m15s are in UK.. is it right khoon?? 1/3 ...? what about 0.333333........ ? Really being too cheung hei i think, but just to share a thing or two with you about life in UK.. firstly and most importantly, things in uk is damn expensive.. it's impossible to lower down your budget if you do not intend to cook.. i have just learnt how to cook here due to the pressure exerted by the environment here.. secondly, london is quite a boring place.. the people here only know how to drink, party, clubbing, gambling, and it repeats as a cycle.. there is this saying, "if you get bored of london, you will get bored of life".. perhaps it might only be true if you have lotsa QUIDS (pounds) but unluckily i dont.. and of course, the loneliness here of staying alone in which u cant feel the warmth of the family, and most importantly my gang, my friends, the loved ones and etc.. just misses the old days, wish that i can just get back to high school.. but luckily i have got to know some good friends over here.. they are lovely.. Lastly, sorry boss for posting this entry so late.. as i am really busy and lazy all these while.. actually, i am supposed to talk about our day out in last saturday.. on that day, boss, khoon, nicholas and I went to a very famous japanese restaurant called "MISATO" in which people have to queue for approximately 30mins before they make their order.. I am very sure that in malaysia, we dont even have the patience to queue up like that.. but it's different in London.. because every pent we spend here must be used worthily.. and the food in MISATO is gorgeous !! it's really nice!! but the wierd thing was when i asked if i could have some maiyonese sauce.. that japs lady was like " do you mind paying extra 50p" omg, some little maiyonese dipping sauce cost about RM3.50.. i can get a WAN TAN MEE in malaysia.. damn.. i was like "ok, nevermind.. i dont want it.. " after that, we went to meet yoke jia with her friends and her friends' friends.. met a few of the ex-taylor's students as well.. we went to shop around regent and oxford street.. here are some lousy photos taken when we were in MISATO.. we didnt take many photos as i went to join my uni-mates after walking with them for awhile and spent all my time with them until midnight.. =) anyway, guys.. meet you in the latter blogs.. take care ya, always miss you guys here.. all the best..!! again, sorry boss.. =( please to kick me off from m15.. =p 
this is the japanese restaurant which has the name MISATO in comic sans font 
the view is not shown clearly but it's undeniable that the queue was long.. look!! khoon queuing there.. 
when boss and khoon were thinking of what food to order.. teri? katsu? 
boss was waiting for my dish to be served before he enjoy his meal.. 
as usual, khoon was the one who looked at the bill when we had finished the food.. 
this is the only healthy food that nicholas eats here.. guess what?? ppl offered him to join ucl rugby team!! isn't it brilliant!! -jenn-
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| Hie ppl. This is the first gathering after we had this blog. We went to Bayswater for dinner. There's a restaurant, famous for it's roast duck, called Four Season. Anyway, London is full of roast duck. It's in every Chinese restaurant. By we, I mean Boss, Jin, Nicholas, JennYett, YiFei (JennYett's course mate) and I. In London, chinese restaurants are always quite packed at night. The restaurants are small, tables are very close to one another. There's hardly any space left, for walking around or standing and wait for a table. We couldn't even get a photographer to take pic for us, coz there's really no space. Since this place is famous for its roast duck, everyone had that. Besides that, we just ordered another plate of vegetable for everyone. And these are the pics we took: 
Boss and I.
Nicholas and Hong Jin.
YiFei and JennYett.
Outside the restaurant. YiFei was holding the camera for us.
Boss' turn to hold the camera.
Now, JennYett's turn.
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| GREETINGS LAMERS!!! Alright, this would be my longest ever written entry ( besides my ucas personal statement) since high school, so cheers  and give face laaa k? pardon me for all the grammatical and vocabulary mistakes too okay?( in case hken is reading this). Anyway, physically, i have already settled down but definitely not emotionally..and i had to say..DAMN! i am really missing the good times back in Msia...from balling session in hartamas to tosei masala in Devi's corner to kang&kenn getting high in Redbox(the list goes on....) will definitely be sorely missed...seriously i do really prefer my high school life although there were constraints within the school compound..it was seriously damnn fun and certainly it would be the best 5 years span of my lifetime...LOL and now my thoughts were drifted away by Alvin's clownish acts( like how he got away with a big bowl of lalas is still a mystery) and how m15 was formed back in form 4...seriously i am thinking of inventing a device where you can transform your memories into image/video outputs...so you guyz better pray hard so that i will do well in my course k? and hopefully i get to unlock the creative side of my brain..and yeaa its kinda late here and im really missing my bed.. till then ciaoz and take care !! | | |
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